Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Quote of the Day

"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

-A man who was arrested at the LHC (Large Hadron Collider), claiming to be from the future

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Saturday, November 19, 2011

Quote of the Day

Jesse:  The thing I miss most about kitties
is the sound and feeling when they jump on your bed at night
You know they are going to at some point, but they're quiet and  you don't know quite when
 me:  :)
moka makes a funny cute sound before she jumps
like a meow-purr
 Jesse:  yaaa
 me:  and then you feel the slight depression of a kitty on your bed
and they curl up with you
and you fall asleep to
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 Sent at 1:24 AM on Saturday
 Jesse:  and the sense of loss when they jump off
and go for a prowl
 me:  the loner kitty
independent
but fiercely devoted

-Late night kitty konversations between Jesse and me.