Thursday, January 3, 2013

Quote of the Day (WARNING nerd jokes)

Jesse: :D The question is, are you cool because you are having startrek marathon, or or you having a startrek marathon because you're cool?
 me: both, at once
  I'm commutative!
18:40 Jesse: Baby, I'd like to distribute myself in your parentheses
 me: Bet you'd like to be my commutator?
18:41 sorry, Jesse, we're only Hermitian operators, the two of us
  you'll never be anything but a fermion to me, we just can't occupy the same state
18:42 Jesse: :(
 me: maybe if you try hard enough, you can tunnel through....
18:43 I'm waiting for you, just outside the finite well!
18:44 Jesse: Baby, I know you'd like to know which slit I came through, but you just can't
18:45 me: Oh, Jesse. I have to know! Are you attracted to waves or particles?!
 Jesse: I go both ways, I have a wavicle fetish
18:47 me: Yikes, did someone says Thomas Young? It's getting a bit hot in here...
18:51 I might start emitting soon!   Jesse recently reminded me of this exchange we had on 2012's New Year's Eve. DID SOMEONE SAY DORKS?


Saturday, December 8, 2012

Song of the Day

I'm wondering, if you read that story too?
And if we both might
be having
the same
imaginary conversation

Four
three
two
one
I'm letting you go

I
will
let
go
if you will let go

-Ben Folds, Cologne


Friday, November 23, 2012

Laughs from the Past

Before I left Indiana, I pell-mell packed things that were (are) still at my Mom's house and not with me at college. Apparently I brought some old journals here to Baltimore with me. When I say old, I mean from when I was 8/9 years old. This is just absolute gold. Here are some excerpt from my school journal. I remember we had to often write about what we did the previous day or answer prompts that were on the blackboard.

9/11/00
To clean our room, make our beds, do our jobs, and do our homework.
I don't like to clean our room, do our jobs, and doing homework.
They're not fun.

9/25/00
I would go to the year 1. I want to because I want to see what life was like with the dinosaurs and what it's like to be the only person around.

1/4/01
Had a friend spend the night
Opened my new present- shirt
Liked the holidays
I went to a ballet
Dreamed
Ate a christmas dinner
Yelled at my sister

2/21/01
I'm good at piano. I'm good at Spelling. I'm good at school.

4/30/01
Slept in
Ate spaggetie
Told my sister to leave me alone
Used the computer
Read a book
Drew a picture
Ate pizza
Yelled at someone

So, what can we take away from this? Well, first of all I really like acronyms, despite saying I was good at Spelling, I clearly was not, and also that I yell at my sister a lot (we did yell a lot, didn't we Bekah?)
:)


Thursday, November 15, 2012

Quote of the Day

We just got a new voice/message/video calling system at work, and I was testing it out with a coworker.



Sunday, November 11, 2012

Quote of the Day

Seriously.... Try it.

me: dude
  lay your hand on some surface
  with your pinky on the table
  so that your thumb is closest to the ceiling
  make sense?
19:47 Elaine: yea
 me: now reverse it, so pinky is closest to ceiling
  and your whole thumb is on table
  it's a bit weird position
  then look at your fingers
  don't they look like aliens
  or just weird
  like, wiggle your pinky
19:48 Elaine: wuuut
 me: did any of that make sense
 Elaine: yes!
  that was weird
  it doesnt look right
 me: for real
19:49 i thought maybe there was something in the air here and i was going crazy looking at my fingers
 Elaine: lol
  i'm surprised you even noticed it
  but yea
19:50 it's weird... even with my hand in the air it looks normal
  then on the table it's freaky
 me: exactly  - Elaine and I ponder the complexities of the human hand