Saturday, October 27, 2012

Quote of the Day (WARNING nerd jokes)

12:53 me: my supply of fudge striped cookies is dwindling
  THAT'S what i need to stock up on for the hurricane
 Roberto: hahaha
  i'm buying stuff to make hurricanes today.
 me: yessss
 Roberto: light rum, dark rum, pineapple juice, orange juice.
12:54 me: my friend is a meteorologist and he went to the weather version of AAS and they gave everybody there free hurricanes
 Roberto: nice.
12:55 we need to come up with some kind of astronomy drink.
  like the dark matter shot or something.
12:57 me: yeah, and everyone will always ask each other and the bartender, what is this made of?
  they'll just shrug and say WIMPs?
12:58 Roberto: hahahaha
  machos
12:59 WIMPS = whiskey……melon, patron
 me: hahahahahaha
  legit lol'ing right now
13:00 Roberto: whiskey, ice, melon juice, patron
 me: that actually sounds a bit unpleasant

- Talking about the upcoming Hurricane Sandy due to hit the mid-Atlantic soon.

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