Quote of The Day

me:  Here's a poem I just wrote

Cheetos

I can tell
you've been eating them
from the orange stain
on your fingers
I can smell the cheese
on your breath
I can see the feral
Chester look
in your eyes

 Elaine:  omg

omg

yesssssss

yes

yes

 me:  I love you

Elaine, will you marry me?

holds cheeto out

 Elaine:  I've been waiting for this moment my whole life! YES! I will!!

puts cheeto in mouth

 me:  

You've made me a happy woman today

PS- I'm logging this chat

 Elaine:  hahaha

I might put that poem somewhere...

 me:  do it